A Good Mascot Can Really Lift Your Spirits in Troubled Times

If the respective performances of Joey Votto and Edinson Volquez weren't enough to lift your spirits about our last place squad, then it's best to call in Mr.Redlegs to do the job.

Here is your moment of Zen, brought to by the Reds mascot:



Obviously, Mr. Redlegs is making the San Diego Chicken proud. Unfortunately, he seems to have forgotten the Rules of Mascots.

The First Rule of Mascots is that you do not talk about Mascots!!

The Second Rule of Mascots is that you keep your freakin' head on!!